There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile,
Found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile,
He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together in a little crooked house,
The crooked man stepped forth and rang the crooked bell,
And thus his crooked soul spurred into a crooked hell,
Murdered his crooked family and laughed a crooked laugh...
