Snuck in your crop at 3am that is when I began to snatch up all your swampy weed It was so damn hot I couldn't breath
It was so damn dark I couldn't see my own hand right in front of me When I turned to try to leave I ran smack dab into a tree
Got back up only to find the biggest alligator I ever seen in my life
He snapped his jaws and snatched my stash
I tried to hold on but it happened so fast
Got back up pulled hard as I could
Got both boots stuck in the mud
Let go cus that gator's mean
The whites of his teeth were all I could see
Farmer comes out with a big shotgun I took what I could and started to run
Made clear cross one county
One more street and I'd be home free
Farmer pulls out in front of me with his alligator in his passenger seat
As I turned to run away that farmer yelled "You gonna pay boy!"
That's about the time that I woke up
My bedsheets were all covered in mud
Thought about what it could mean
I hoped it was just a terrible dream
But I reached in my pocket and pulled out some bud and that's when I knew that I sure was fucked
Then I heard a scratch at the door
It was the farmer and his alligator looking for they're score