Tales of Terror Issue #1

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  • Tales of Terror issue #1 is a full size, full color, glossy comic book with 20 pages of terror that comes with a custom comic / CD package complete with plastic sleeve, clear jewel case, cardboard backs with custom blood spatter and hand prints, signed and numbered, limited edition, made by Christian Coffins himself.

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Tales of Terror is a Horror Anthology Comic Book / Full Length Compilation Album that you can listen to while you read!!! Each song has a comic of some sort! Comes with 20 full color pages of terror, 14 tracks, & 6 bands in 1 creepy collection of compositions and a comic book!

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released October 31, 2017

Special thanks to all bands, artists, friends, and family for making this thing possible!

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Track Name: Hannah - Hello
Welcome to Tales of Tehwow
Track Name: Sacred Owls - Conspiracy of Silence
Cruzin' in your jets with your suits and the kiddies
to white limos seein' all of the cities
Time to check in to Hotel Hell
You just bought something you cannot sell

It's a conspiracy of silence
it comes for you in the night
it prays on your innocence
brings darkness over light
No one will believe you if you tell
Welcome to the gates of hell

Fear and loathing, child
in Sacramento, no...
Las Vegas ain't got nothing on the Bohemian Grove

Paul Bonacci got a gun to the dick
The shit they made him do, it really made him sick
Forever to ruin anything that he may lick
Thought a slit to the wrists would do the trick

Midsummer brings out the demons, to summon nightmares
Cast away your conscience in the Cremation of Care
In the dawn of the age terror did transpire
Men in robes burning children in the funeral pyre

Fear and loathing, child
in Sacramento, no...
They rape and murder kids at the Bohemian Grove
Track Name: Sacred Owls - Owlmobile
Boltin' to your town like a bat outtah hell
OWLMOBILE
Baby's brassier than a liberty bell
OWLMOBILE
Battle scars only add to her charm
OWLMOBILE
Come a little closer, she won't do any harm
OWLMOBILE
Huntin' down criminal predatory pricks
Flyin' down the highway gives me my kicks
Music fuckin' blastin'
My feet are made of bricks!
MOBILE
MOBILE
OWLMOBILE
Boltin' to your town like a bat outtah hell
OWLMOBILE
It doesn't say "scared owls", learn how to spell!
OWLMOBILE
Battle scars only add to MY charm
OWLMOBILE
Come a little closer, I won't do any harm
OWLMOBILE
Huntin' down criminal predatory pricks
Flyin' down the highway gives me my kicks
Music fuckin' blastin'
My feet are made of bricks!
MOBILE
MOBILE
OWLMOBILE
Track Name: Sacred Owls - Chick Habit
Hang up the chick habit
Hang it up, daddy,
Or you'll be alone in a quick
Hang up the chick habit
Hang it up, daddy,
Or you'll never get another fix
I'm telling you it's not a trick
Pay attention, don't be thick
Or you're liable to get licked
You're gonna see the reason why
When they're spitting in your eye
They'll be spitting in your eye
Hang up the chick habit
Hang it up, daddy,
A girl's not a tonic or a pill
Hang up the chick habit
Hang it up, daddy,
You're just jonesing for a spill
Oh, how your bubble's gonna burst
When you meet another nurse
She'll be driving in a hearse
You're gonna need a heap of glue
When they all catch up with you
And they cut you up in two
Now your ears are ringing
The birds have stopped their singing
Everything is turning grey
No candy in your till
No cutie left to thrill
You're alone on a Tuesday
Hang up the chick habit
Hang it up, daddy,
Or you'll be alone in a quick
Hang up the chick habit
Hang it up, daddy,
Or you'll never get another fix
I'm telling you it's not a trick
Pay attention, don't be thick
Or you're liable to get licked
You're gonna see the reason why
When they're spitting in your eye
They'll be spitting in your eye
You're gonna see the reason why
When they're spitting in your eye
They'll be spitting in your eye
You're gonna see the reason why
When they're spitting in your eye
They'll be spitting in your eye
You're gonna see the reason why
When they're spitting in your eye
They'll be spitting in your eye
Track Name: Will Brack with Sacred Owls - Osceola Wants His Head Back
Osceola wants his head back Osceola's on the attack Osceola's gonna get his head back tonight

When that famous Seminole died An ol' grave robber tunneled inside. Took his head off with his knife; ever since, he's had a haunted life.

Osceola wants his head back Osceola's on the attack Osceola's gonna get his head back tonight

That ol' doctor in Saint Augustine Hid it in a jar for his daughters to see Placed it at the end of their bed A fire blazed now they're all dead A fire blazed now they're all dead

Osceola wants his head back Osceola's on the attack Osceola's gonna get his head back tonight

Now his spirit wanders round From his grave into your town If you got it you better put it down He won't stop till it is found He won't stop till it is found

Osceola wants his head back Osceola's on the attack Osceola's gonna get his head back tonight
Track Name: Gyrojets - Ann The Babysitter
GYROJETS
I was just a kid
So I never said
How much I loved you
Mannequin head

I'm a grown up corpse
I can brave the cellar
Ann I promise
I'll retrieve your head

Father don't know you
He know you
He know you

Mother don't get you
She get you
She get you
Track Name: The Prople - As Above So Below
Invitations from beyond,
Echo through cadaveric halls,
Beckoned by infernal gates,
Deep beneath this ossuary,

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here,
Infiltrate inferno seeking damned frontiers,
Suffer eternal in the city of woe,
As above, so below,

The only way out is down...
Track Name: The Prople - The Gray Man
I've robbed away the youth of every state,
Licked them clean from my dinner plate,
But she stole my heart back in '28,
Now it can't be her brother that I mutilate,

The implements of hell are virgin clean,
Unscathed and pure for my Gracie queen,
So come along, we'll visit my niece,
Come along, I know you'd love to meet...

The Gray Man,
The Werewolf of Wysteria,

I've robbed away the youth of every state,
Yet none took my breath like your baby Grace,
She kicked and screamed but it was too late,
I'll be feasting on that ass for the next nine days,

She wasn't the first, she won't be the last,
Frank Howard's a man with a checkered past,
But God commanded me to end this fast,
No more needle-bound spankings for the ass of...

The Gray Man,
The Werewolf of Wysteria
Track Name: The Prople - Jamie
Hallucinations haunting her head,
Stalked by the pale and soulless dead,
A killer uncle from beyond the grave,
Evading destiny before it's too late,

Jamie, the boogeyman is coming,
Jamie, he can sense your heartbeat,

The night approaches, he will return,
Blackness rises, mortality burns,
Impaled upon the revelation,
That you cannot kill damnation,

Jamie, the boogeyman is coming,
Jamie, he can hear your heart scream,

The night approaches, he will return,
Blackness rises, mortality burns,
Impaled upon the revelation,
That you cannot kill damnation,

Jamie, the boogeyman is coming,
Jamie, he can hear your heart scream,
Jamie, the boogeyman, he wants you,
Jamie, embrace the curse or you'll,

Die...
Track Name: The Prople - Screamhouse
They took her from me, my love and my life,
Scattered her bones in the dead of night,
She rests upon the flames of our broken abode,
Ashes, once my soul, in the cold winds, ablow,

Behold your stench in my parlor of pain,
Haunted by the twisted grin of Albert Caine,
Your empty casket shall rest in peace,
Your flesh bound to taste all you've stolen from me,

Step forth, sweet child, your time has come,
Exhumed to quell my dark desires, one by one,
Igniting a vengeance, noble to none,
Now I lay thee down to sleep, one by one,

Unrest among the dead in eternity,
Reside immortal in our house of screams,
Unrest among the dead in eternity,
This is the house of screams
Track Name: Jess-O-Lantern - My Ghouls
13 Ghosts creeping at my door.
They swore they wouldnt come around anymore.
But I can feel the chills run down my spine.
Oh, lovers youre no longer mine.

And how long can this dance carry on
After you've turned into carrion?!

Let's scream away the night my ghouls. 
Let's scream away the fright, my fools.
When the morning shines its garish light...
I wanna be holding onto you tight.
Let's scream away the night my ghouls!

Whoa!

13 rings of salt at my door.
These demons arent welcome anymore.
Even Sam and Dean cant save us now!
We've got to muddle through somehow!

And how long can this dance carry on?
After you've turned into carrion?!

Let's scream away the night my ghouls. 
Let's scream away the fright, my fools.
When the morning shines its garish light...
I wanna be holding onto you tight.
Let's scream away the night my ghouls!

Woah!

...and when the dawn forces the night to break away
"I love you my fiends" is all we've left to say.
At least we're among fellow monsters today.
For now our bodies begin to decay!

Let's scream away the night my ghouls. 
Let's scream away the fright, my fools.
When the morning shines its garish light...
I wanna be holding onto you tight.
Let's scream away the night my ghouls!
Track Name: Jess-O-Lantern - I Don't Wanna Be a Deadite
This cabin was abandoned.
You all were so stranded.
I never asked to be summoned.
But now the Evil Dead are coming!
You can try to run.
You wont get far!
Because you idiots said "kandar, kandar, KANDAR!"

I don't wanna be a Deadite no more.
The Necronomicon just aint what it used to be.
I don't wanna be a Deadite no more.
C'mon Ash now you could set us free!
I don't wanna be a Deadite no more.
Dead by Dawn just ain't the way for me!

I don't wanna hurt you.
Try to understand.
Hey Ash, I'm really sorry...
...about your hand.
Maybe we could come to a compromise? 
I'm also so sorry for yoyr sisters demise.
...and your girlfriend
...and your best friend
Ok...every body dies but...

I don't wanna be a Deadite no more.
The Necronomicon just aint what it used to be.
I don't wanna be a Deadite no more.
C'mon Ash now you could set us free!
I don't wanna be a Deadite no more.
Dead by Dawn just ain't the way for me!


We're coming to get you!
We're coming to get you!
Not another peep, its time to go to sleep!

I want you to get me!
I want you to get me!
Not another peep, its time to go to sleep!

But...
I don't wanna be a Deadite no more.
The Necronomicon just aint what it used to be.
I don't wanna be a Deadite no more.
C'mon Ash now you could set us free!
I don't wanna be a Deadite no more.
Dead by Dawn just ain't the way for me!
Track Name: Hannah - Goodbye
Thanks for listening...
Tune in next time...
Goodbye...